var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5108643-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient better driver, a safer car (baby smiling in back seat), sleeping well (no bad dreams), no paranoia, careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then), will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall), favors for favors, fond but not in love, charity standing orders, on Sundays ring road supermarket (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants), car wash (also on Sundays), no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish - at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, now self-employed, concerned (but powerless), an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism), will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat), a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that’s driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive a pig in a cage on antibiotics.Tumblr (3.0; @mygrandfatherlikesporn)http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnre3EciH1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/234365959/dog-toy-of-the-day-humunga-stache-rubber-ball">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Dog Toy of the Day: </b>“<a href="http://www.firebox.com/product/2520/Humunga-Stache?itc=190&src_t=nwt&src_id=271&via=sum">Humunga Stache</a>” rubber ball / fake moustache combo from Firebox.com.</p> <p>Make a man out of your dog.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.bemlegaus.com/2009/11/cachorros-e-micos.html">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/234536325http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/234536325Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:09:24 +0000<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnwc4g2H71qznluko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bebelestrange.tumblr.com/post/234396340">bebelestrange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1gU9yo3WUL0/SEH0a6D-90I/AAAAAAAAANo/0XaPJZVN5uw/s320/1137_28_23_2008.jpg">1.bp.blogspot.com</a></p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/234535681http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/234535681Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:08:45 +0000<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnxdhOF5w1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/234426662/explained-via">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Explained.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/a1dl6/so_this_is_what_really_happened/">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/234533673http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/234533673Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:06:26 +0000<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmohsWeYU1qznluko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bebelestrange.tumblr.com/post/233740930">bebelestrange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Girls in Hyde Park, 1960s via <a href="http://www.nickelinthemachine.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/schoolgirl-smoking-may-1972.jpg">nickelinthemachine.com</a></p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/233784005http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/233784005Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:15:23 +0000<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslg34xLdY1qz525do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laureola.tumblr.com/post/233756430/no-smoking-on-the-behance-network-via-ngm">laureola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.behance.net/Gallery/No-smoking/338987">No smoking on the Behance Network</a></p> <p>(via <a href="http://ngm.tumblr.com/post/233001588/no-smoking-on-the-behance-network">ngm</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/233783930http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/233783930Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:15:14 +0000<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksl8vrVzH71qzpwi0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/232968358/cyanide-and-happiness">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1847/">Cyanide and Happiness</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/233218707http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/233218707Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:50:33 +0000<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslix9Fy681qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/233045136/peugeot">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.qbn.com/topics/441052">Peugeot</a></p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/233218550http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/233218550Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:50:19 +0000<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksk7y5COoL1qztsrto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://isgridio.tumblr.com/post/233048931/via-gatekeeper">isgridio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://gatekeeper.tumblr.com/">gatekeeper</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/233217693http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/233217693Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:49:13 +0000<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C97Dplz7RaQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C97Dplz7RaQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/231332573/10-year-old-shreds-the-eddie-van-halen-solo-in">soupsoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>10 year old shreds the Eddie Van Halen solo in Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” (@<a href="http://twitter.com/cdimare">chrisdimare</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/232147747http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/232147747Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:52:04 +0000<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshqv1EHPM1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/231008819/doghouse">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1036">Doghouse</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/231145346http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/231145346Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:06:52 +0000<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksi2dndwGZ1qznfago1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lamebot.net/post/231089572/a-silhouette-of-a-local-resident-is-seen-in-front">lamebot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A silhouette of a local resident is seen in front of thousands of candles at the Zagreb’s main Mirogoj cemetery, in Croatia on November 1, 2009. Thousands of citizens visited Mirogoj to mark the All Saints day.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/11/days_of_the_dead.html">The Big Picture</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/231145277http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/231145277Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:06:47 +0000<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscsjroPKU1qzsl2ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://out-standing.tumblr.com/post/228397190/via-benjamin-goss">out-standing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/benjamingoss">Benjamin Goss</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228430098http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228430098Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:25:41 +0000<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscpkoXsQu1qz5f3oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/228408345/dpstyles-caro-johncarney-caseydonahue-ran-into">soupsoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dpstyles.tumblr.com/post/228393419/caro-johncarney-caseydonahue-ran">dpstyles</a>:<a href="http://caro.tumblr.com/post/228358526/johncarney-caseydonahue-ran-into-these">caro</a>:<a href="http://johncarney.tumblr.com/post/228357279/karion-madeupmemories-pile">johncarney</a>:<a href="http://caseydonahue.tumblr.com/post/228349617/ran-into-these-guys-on-the-train-they-win">caseydonahue</a>:</p> <p>Ran into these guys on the train. They win Halloween.</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228423996http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228423996Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:16:56 +0000<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscelbwy7b1qzved4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://missmorningstar.tumblr.com/post/228177896">missmorningstar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lifesystemdata.tumblr.com/post/228175929/marlene-dietrich">lifesystemdata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>marlene dietrich</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228212316http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228212316Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:30:16 +0000<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krs61aRPYu1qz9qooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://missmorningstar.tumblr.com/post/228192794">missmorningstar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://porco-voador.tumblr.com/post/228186246/suicideblonde-excuse-me-ladies-do-you-know">porco-voador</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com/post/217489343/excuse-me-ladies-do-you-know-the-route-to-the">suicideblonde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Excuse me ladies, do you know the route to the highway?”</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228204939http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228204939Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:20:37 +0000<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9VDvgL58h_Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9VDvgL58h_Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laureola.tumblr.com/post/227528631/the-horribly-slow-murderer-with-the-extremely">laureola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon</b><br/>by Richard Gale</p> <p>Thank you <a href="http://www.sebastianwaters.com">Sebastian</a>!</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228054551http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228054551Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:45:55 +0000<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks7e2gw1Nv1qz72qzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laureola.tumblr.com/post/227715050/via-danielwarnersmith-dropular">laureola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://danielwarnersmith.tumblr.com/post/225485335/77471-dropular-media-bookmarking">danielwarnersmith</a>, <a href="http://dropular.net/drop/77471/">Dropular</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228042985http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228042985Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:30:19 +0000<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksbdp5wFrI1qzn2jso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://missmorningstar.tumblr.com/post/227747006">missmorningstar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://porco-voador.tumblr.com/post/227704090/http-hotburrito2-deviantart-com-art-kermit-vs-dic">porco-voador</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hotburrito2.deviantart.com/art/kermit-vs-dick-pound-66609868"><a href="http://hotburrito2.deviantart.com/art/kermit-vs-dick-pound-66609868">http://hotburrito2.deviantart.com/art/kermit-vs-dick-pound-66609868</a></a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228042893http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228042893Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:30:11 +0000<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb9vmNXoh1qz6f9yo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dkoder.tumblr.com/post/227778789/nevver-robert-samuel-hanson-sharesomecandy">dkoder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/227647119/robert-samuel-hanson-sharesomecandy">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.sharesomecandy.com/2009/10/robert-samuel-hanson.html">Robert Samuel Hanson (ShareSomeCandy:)</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228040033http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228040033Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:26:26 +0000<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks9lb9s4111qzz9xoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laureola.tumblr.com/post/227800316/via-lesmy-warupe">laureola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://lesmy.tumblr.com/post/226971248/via-warupe">lesmy</a>, <a href="http://warupe.tumblr.com/">warupe</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228039782http://mygrandfatherlikesporn.tumblr.com/post/228039782Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:26:07 +0000